These are people I would take a charge for, if it was a misdemeanor or lower.
If it were legal to punch people in the face for weaponized lying and courtroom manipulation, I woulda done it already. But it’s not. So instead: hi, you're first on my list.
You told a judge you're a sex educator, then claimed my jokes about your skankiness was harassment. That’s not irony. That’s cowardice wrapped in a pleather BDSM outfit that reeks of unwashed ass.
You lied about me in court. You spun bullshit so you could feel powerful, and called it bravery. You made your cowardice a weapon and dared to blame me when it misfired.
I didn’t forget and I promise neither will you.
If it were legal to punch people in the face for being drunk, sex-obsessed perverts and woman abusers, I woulda done it already. But it’s not. So instead: hi, you're on my list.
If it were legal to punch people in the face for being egocentric, self-obsessed hypocrites, I woulda done it already. But it’s not. So instead: hi, you're on my list.