What Is Pojo Kutty?

-Pojo Kutty- (noun): A maladorous cryptid known for its constant whimpering, erratic behavior, and deeply pustulent online presence.

Also referred to as-Little Gorilla- and -Hairless Whimper-this chronically rash-covered creature thrives in attention economies, emitting fairly predictable bursts of petulant rage. Sightings are often accompanied by:

• Unprovoked bondage selfies shot in black and white
• Immediate police contact upon acts of public embarrassment
• Near-constant begging for donations under the guise of mutual aid
• Unfiltered stupidity
• A permanent aura of moist, cave-like stench

The creature's lair is typically located in her parent's house due to lack of employment.

Known for her pungent signature scent, often described as a combination of fetid entitlement and unwashed ass, -Pojo Kutty- falsifies personal victimhood and emits toxins that can induce:

• Sudden hair loss necessitating the use of head coverings
• Loss of chronological and logical reasoning
• Blurred identity boundaries

She's not mad. She's just -pojo-shaped-.

Is The Creature Dangerous?

Field Notes and Observations of Hairless Whimper

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