Is Pojo Kutty Dangerous?

-Pojo Kutty- poses no direct physical threat, unless you count nausea, vomiting, and sudden outbreaks of social media conflict as bodily harm (which we do).

Exposure may result in:

The CDC classifies -Pojo Kutty- as a viral contaminant with no known vaccine. Interactions should be kept to an absolute minimum. If contact occurs, cleanse your entire body with 91% isopropyl, then lock yourself in the bathroom and scream for no less than 3 hours.

Do not attempt to reason with -Pojo Kutty- Resistance will be perceived as an attack. Logical arguments will be screenshotted and turned into a 36-slide presentation about speaking over women, after which you will be expected to donate money for the privilege of being educated.

What Is Pojo Kutty?

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