The Concord Curatorial Collection
Visit
Gallery IV · Hours, directions, and the catalogue
Planning Your Visit
You are visiting now. There is no further arrangement to make. The Collection has nonetheless prepared the following particulars, in the form expected of an institution, so that the visit may be undertaken with the seriousness it does not strictly require.
- Hours
- Open continuously. The Collection has never closed and has no mechanism by which to do so.
- Admission
- Free, and not negotiable downward.
- Location
- This address. The events described took place at the Cumberland Farms on N. Main Street, Concord, New Hampshire, which is a separate establishment and is not affiliated with the Collection, the curator, or the incident, save for having hosted it.
- Accessibility
- The Collection is one column wide, requires no scrolling skill beyond the ordinary, and may be read aloud in full at a board meeting without loss of meaning.
- Photography
- Permitted. The principal object is a drawing and will not be disturbed by it.
- Cloakroom
- None. Visitors are asked to retain their belongings and their composure.
- Guided tours
- Self-guided only. The docent is the curator, the curator is unreachable, and the tour is the reading.
The Catalogue
The Collection's holdings are enumerated below in full. Of the five objects accessioned, the Collection physically possesses none, having either consumed, never acquired, or merely registered each. This is not considered a deficiency. The records are the holding.
| Accession | Object | Status |
|---|---|---|
| CCC.2001.001 | Garelick Farms Maple Milk, bottle, 8 fl oz | Deaccessioned by consumption, 9 Nov 2001. Delicious. |
| CCC.2001.002 | Postdated check, drawn by the subject | Not held; location unknown. Clearance status undetermined by choice. |
| CCC.2001.003 | Wrigley's Big Red chewing gum, single pack | Not held; presumed chewed. Outside the scope of the Collection. |
| CCC.2025.001 | The domain fuckyouelonmusk.lol | Held. Acquired 24 Apr 2025 for $2.78. Dormant 2025–2026; now in active service as this Collection. |
| CCC.2026.001 | This record, in full | Held. On continuous public view since 2 Feb 2026. |
The Principal Object
In Memoriam
Item: Garelick Farms Maple Milk
Form: Bottle, 8 fl oz
Price: $0.89
Form of payment: Cash
Status: Consumed by the author*
Last seen: November 9, 2001
Form: Bottle, 8 fl oz
Price: $0.89
Form of payment: Cash
Status: Consumed by the author*
Last seen: November 9, 2001
Accession No. CCC.2001.001
*it was delicious